Description

YES ITS AVAILABLE! PLEASE READ ENTIRE AD! Looking for a place to call home? Great! But first, let’s get one thing straight: this house is clean, quiet, and NOT a frat house. We don’t share rooms, we share responsibilities—and those responsibilities include keeping this place looking like a home, not a landfill. Two Rooms Available: Master bedroom: (13.5ftx13ft) with private bathroom, walk in closet, queen size bed frame (you'll need to bring a mattress) and 65" Smart TV. $1,150/month Second Room available: (10ftx14ft) bathroom shared with one clean and quiet female. $800/month One-Year Leases: We’re in it for the long haul, no month-to-month shenanigans. Utilities, WiFi, A/C, & Laundry Included. Parking Available: Because nobody likes a parking ticket. Furnished Common Areas: The house is fully furnished, except for the bedroom you’ll be renting. You’ll need to bring your own bedroom furniture. The room itself is freshly renovated with new paint and flooring, just move in and enjoy! Who You’ll Be Living With: Current housemates are between 24 and 34 years old. We’d prefer to live with someone in a similar age range, so please include your age when you respond. The Rules: Shared Spaces Must Stay Clean: If you love the smell of old food stuck to the stove, this probably isn’t the place for you. Counters and dishes need to be clean, like, all the time. House Cleaning: We all pitch in to keep the house looking fresh—no “I’ll do it later” excuses. Trash & Snow Shoveling: Yes, we’re all adults here, so let’s take out the trash and clear the snow like responsible grown-ups. Quiet Please: Peace is valued here so we keep our music to ourselves by wearing headphones. We’re also early to bed early to rise kinda people. What I Need From You (in your very first reply): Source of Income: Please let me know how you plan to keep paying rent. Preferred Start Date: When are you ready to move in and start this beautiful roommate relationship? A Contact Number: So I can reach you and we can talk about how awesome this living situation will be. Tell Me About Yourself: Don’t be shy, brag a little! If you pass these initial skill testing questions we can talk about scheduling a showing and once you see the place, if you’re serious about living here, be ready to show me an employment letter, recent pay stubs, or an acceptance letter from your school, and a couple of references who will say nice things about you. Bonus Round: To prove you’ve actually read this, include the word “Pineapple” in your reply. If you don’t, I’ll assume you’re a robot… or worse, someone who leaves dirty dishes in the sink. If this sounds like your kind of place, let’s chat!