will pay you $200 to hook me up with a legit job

Will pay $200 cash if you hook me up with any legit job. It's a very tough job market out there, got laid off from my full time job 7 months ago, and been unemployed since then. From the morning until evening i send hundreds of resumes each day. If anyone can hook up me with any legit job, or refer me to your company as a friend I will pay you $200 cash, once I get my first pay cheque. Not interested in any sales, door to door, no commission, no business opportunities, no telemarketing. Only a real job that pays a guaranteed hourly rate or commission. Im interested in any warehouse, admin, customer service order taking,etc.. not too picky. Im a very hardworking guy, smart, learn quickly, speak fluent english, good woth computers, never late. Serious replies only please Call or text 647 453 586 7