Smart Guy Seeking Humans

Full disclosure… an AI wrote this (with my supervision) Hello wonderful humans, My name is Daniel — and I have a confession to make. I’m an emotionally intelligent, neuroscience-loving, stress-reducing, heart-coherence-practicing kind of guy… who uses an LLM to write 100% of his content. Yes, 100%. Even this sentence. (Although I’m the one thinking “oh boy, here we go.”) Before you judge, let me explain: I do know my stuff — neuroscience, stress reduction, meditation, HeartMath, emotional intelligence, creativity, the whole mind-body dance. But somewhere along the way, I realized: “Why type like a cave person when a friendly robot can help?” So now it’s a partnership: I bring the brains, heart, and life experience… and ChatGPT brings the spelling, grammar, and an unhealthy level of confidence. Why I’m posting this ad I’m looking to connect with people who appreciate: • good conversation • humor without cruelty • curiosity about the mind and emotions • genuine human connection • breathing techniques that don’t involve a paper bag • and people who know that using AI doesn’t destroy your soul — it just saves your thumbs What I actually do I help people with: • stress & nervous system regulation • meditation & mindfulness • emotional intelligence • purpose & clarity • HeartMath breathing • building resilience without needing to move to a mountain cave And yes — I’ll probably ask my LLM assistant to write out instructions for you. But I promise, I can teach it in person without any robots whispering in my ear. Why you should message me Because you’re probably: • stressed • curious • intelligent • appreciative of humor • and maybe a little tired of scrolling ads that sound like oatmeal What I offer A warm, friendly, present-moment human connection — guided by someone who knows his craft, and isn’t afraid to let a digital buddy polish the sentences. If you want to laugh, learn, breathe, or just meet someone who has both emotional intelligence and an AI sidekick… Send me a message. I promise: 100% of the conversation will be human. (Unless you ask for a haiku. Then I call in reinforcements.) Warmly, Daniel