Kia Soul

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BREAKING NEWS: Mountain Dew has officially released an SUV. Okay… it’s actually a 2020 Kia Soul EX, but tell me I’m wrong. This little legend is: ✅ Easier to park than your buddy’s lifted half-ton. ✅ Better on fuel than your uncle’s “good ol’ reliable.” ✅ Holds more groceries than you’ll admit buying at Costco. ✅ Bright enough that you’ll never lose it in the Walmart parking lot again. Perfect first vehicle. Perfect commuter. Perfect “I refuse to spend $700/month on fuel” mobile. Let’s settle this in the comments… What would you nickname this thing? Pickle? Lime Ricky? Shrek’s Grocery Getter? ⚡ Highlighter on Wheels? Or something even better? Best comment wins absolutely nothing… except internet fame. Message me before someone else adopts this little green machine!