Need Some Christmas Cheer?

It’s that time of year again, folks! The tree’s up, the lights are twinkling, and my handwriting is about to become everyone else’s problem. Yes, I’m doing my yearly “Free Christmas Card from Me” tradition! ✨ Absolutely free ✨ Zero judgment ✨ No questions asked (not even “why do you still want a paper card in 2025?”) Want one? Just drop your address in my DMs I’ll send you a ridiculously festive card filled with holiday cheer, glitter that will haunt your floors until Easter, and probably a dad joke so bad it circles back to good. Friends ✓ Family ✓ Random internet pals ✓ Everyone’s invited. Last year I sent cards to 6 continents (sorry, Antarctica, penguins don’t have mailboxes). Let’s make this year even weirder. Inbox is open. Let’s make your mailbox happy. ❤️ (And yes, I still lick the envelopes like a psychopath. Tradition is tradition.) Who’s in?