Looking for a rental

Looking for a rental

Hello Future Landlord, My human is currently looking for a place for the two of us, and honestly, they're driving me nuts with all the stress. I figured I’d step in and write this myself to help speed things up. Here is a quick breakdown of the package deal you’d be getting: About Me: I am a very well-behaved dog. I don’t throw parties, I don't chew baseboards, and I take my afternoon naps very seriously. I come with zero baggage, great house-training, and a proven track record of being an elite companion (my human says I'm basically a therapist with fur). About My Human: They are a quiet, responsible renter who pays rent on time every single month, respects property, and keeps things cleaner than I probably deserve. They work hard and take incredible care of me—which means I'm never left alone to cause a ruckus. What We’re Looking For: A clean, safe space (apartment, basement, or house) within the 1200$ mark where pets are welcome. We’re hoping to find a place by the end of this month or next, If you’re a reasonable landlord who wants a quiet, dependable tenant (and a great dog living nearby), please shoot my human a message. They come with stellar references and promise not to roll in the mud before meeting you. Thanks for reading, Chunk & Brennan