The Opposite Effect

Description

Trying something a little different. Rather a lot different… at a new start to life for the past few years, and being more established, it’s now time to find a woman to share my life with. Having crossed the 50 milestone, I am seeking someone near in age or as low as 40’ish. Pulling a George Castanza approach - Seinfeld fans will appreciate this, I am looking for a woman who lacks commitment, does not exercise or eat healthy, and does not care to cook or keep a place clean. She does not go outdoors in fear of a sun she feels will melt her, and drinks heavily and curses the night away. Her choice of music are always country, rap, real horrible head banging heavy metal, and enjoys films that contribute nothing to the human mind. Rather she enjoys raunchy foul and sexually expletive genres. Her morning look is the look of the day whether out sailing or at a fine dining restaurant… of course, only to rattle the nerves of the old rich “Well! I Never” nittybitties, and wears high heels while she exercises, and smokes a pack a day - okay, some may recognize those last two tidbits from a Train song… she gets high day and night and smokes a fat cigar while downing whisky after whisky during a howling session to the moon! She is not artsy nor cares for museums du jour, and enjoys dreaming about cycling and manifests that passion through virtually infused video games. She only eats chocolate bars and chips for meals and bathes and oral hygienates (ok maybe not an actual word ha) once a month. She only likes TV ALL THE TIME and wears excessive make up to the point of being a stunt double for Mimi Bobek from the 90s Drew Carey sitcom. Oh, and has multiple personalities to the point of forgetting which one she is aligned to, not to mention each of the names of her personalities - all named after famous cats. She downs chewing tobacco like it’s going out of style, which is not far from the mark for her. She hoards every piece of newspaper article since the day she was born, and plasters them all over her walls and salutes them daily, and only uses ultra bright contrasting colours for her walls and clothing. If you are the absolute opposite of all of these, then let’s have a chat ☺️ Hopefully the picture does not do me injustice :D